Life, and death.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 23, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

This week, we are confronted, at opposite poles of the country, with two very different tragedies. In Florida, we have the drawn-out legal battles of a life sustained beyond its wishes, and in Minnesota, we have the horror of–as the principal of Red Lake High School put it–”death out of season”.

First, will it do to say anything more about the Terri Schiavo case? Can I possibly highlight an aspect of this political farce, this media circus, this personal, private tragedy that has not already been discussed beyond all reasonable bounds? We’ve all been made quite aware of the constitutional trampling that occured at the disgrace of our Senate and Congress. Countless talking heads, bloggers, and columnists have drawn our attention to the fact that “Terri’s Law” contradicts 200 years of jurisprudence and states’ rights. Many have pointed out the hypocrisy of Shrub’s rushing to insert himself in this stranger’s cause despite having signed legislation while Texas governor that forcibly removes patients from life support who share Ms Schiavo’s condition. And I don’t think it’s necessary to highlight for anyone the fact that conservatives who oppose “special rights” for homosexuals themselves gave special rights to an individual citizen.

I’m also sure that by now we’ve all read about the memo that emerged from Senator Santorum’s office that called the Schiavo case “a great political issue” that would appeal to the Christian right, and about Senator DeLay’s comments that “God brought to us” Terri Schiavo to help the conservatives alter the morals of America.

I guess all that can be said at this point is to be sure to put your wishes in writing, because our goverment has demonstrated contempt for the rights of Power of Attorney, for the autonomy of state courts, and for the Constitution itself. They respect the laws of the land only when doing so achieves the result they want and will not hesitate for a moment to turn your personal, private tragedies into political manure.

Closer to home, a disturbed 17-year-old student went on a killing spree the other day, killing his grandparents, a school security guard, and several fellow students before turning the gun on himself. The facts are just beginning to emerge, one of the most incomprehensible being that an American Indian youth apparently embraced a white supremecist group.

Unfortunately, the comparisons with Columbine have already begun to emerge. It does appear that in at least one way, Weise consciously emulated the Columbine killers by asking at least one victim if they believed in God. (There’s just one catch: that never happened at Columbine.) He also liked to go around in a black trenchcoat–something many goths do–and wrote zombie stories.

My concern is that once again we’re going to see school systems attempt to deal with the problem by banning black clothing and punishing students for their creative writing. The true roots of teenage murder rampages are far more complicated and difficult than we as a society want to deal with. So we attack the symptoms rather than the cause. Wearing black does not cause a kid to pick up a gun. Violent fiction is not necessarily a blueprint.

A lot of teenagers write fiction about zombies. Anyone who has endured the public school system knows that it’s the perfect metaphore for how most kids feel. There’s a reason that the Pink Floyd movie, The Wall shows faceless, identically-dressed students riding a conveyor belt into a giant meat grinder. Our school system is about stipping identity and programming kids’ brains with identical sets of facts that can be easily regurgitated during the No Child Left Behind-required standards tests.

At both Columbine and Red Lake, students were reading Shakespeare at the time of the attacks. By measures used in the past, Shakespeare ought to be banned because it causes kids to get shot.

Flock me

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 18, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

Flock me

This snowstorm would be almost inconvenient if it weren’t so danged pretty.

So far, the 6-10″ of snow they forecast is up to 14″.

Quote of the day

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver @ 9:27 am

“…our courts should have a presumption in favor of life.”
–George Bush, the man who signed more execution warrants than any previous US governor, on the court ruling allowing Terri Schiavo’s husband to have the vegetative woman’s feeding tube removed.

Spin

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 17, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

My friend A. recently posted his iTunes top 20, which inspired me to copycat also examine what I play most frequently. The results surprised me a little, because they don’t conform at all to my Audioscrobbler stats. And yes, I probably have something more important to worry about.

01. Bang On! – The Propellerheads
02. Velvet Pants – The Propellerheads
03. Come Run Chant – African Head Charge
04. Slave to Love – Lords of Acid
05. Born too Slow – The Crystal Method
06. Shin Jingi-Naki Tatakai – Hotei Tomoyasu
07. Alive Alone – The Chemical Brothers
08. A Day at the Races – The Art of Noise
09. Teardrop – Massive Attack
10. Seven Nation Army – The White Stripes
11. American Way – The Crystal Method
12. Bawitdaba – Kid Rock
13. I Love You – Yello
14. Drumbone – Blue Man Group
15. Blue Monday – Orgy
16. Downtown – The JAMs
17. More Human than Human – White Zombie
18. Sombre Reptiles – Brian Eno
19. Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack
20. Date With the Night – Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Quote of the day

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver @ 12:13 pm

“Gays can’t have kids — other than going to the abandoned kids store and getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from someone with more sperm than brains — so by definition they’re out of the marriage game.” –John Gibson, Fox News (via Wonkette)

Ah, yes, the old argument that the purpose of marriage is to have kids, therefore gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry. Which begs the question of whether heterosexual marriage without children should be outlawed also. (Hey, John, you wouldn’t happen to be Catholic, would you? I assume no condoms or birth control in your house, eh?) Perhaps the marriage license should stipulate that the document becomes null and void if the couple does not bear children within the first five years of marriage. Of course, if a couple is physically incapable of bearing children, they can always head down to the “abandoned kids store”. Soon, the Abandoned Kids Store will be overflowing with stock–there’ll probably be a 2-fer-1 sale! Because once abortion is outlawed again, that’s where they’ll ship all those kids whose moms couldn’t afford to take care of them, or who got raped, or who were smart enough to recognize that they weren’t parent material. The Abandoned Kids Store: because life is precious.

Why I’m Going to Hell: reason # 4,297*

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 14, 2005 @ 4:05 pm

Once again, I found myself spending the weekend in the company of a particularly nasty viral strain. My head and chest are filled with an eldritch effluent typically depicted in horror films as either extraterrestrial or supernatural in origin. Tiny miners chisel away at my joints with pickaxes. My lymph nodes have capitulated and begun hatching an escape plan. My eyeballs hurt.

Nevertheless, it was from either a madness of being confined to the house or a biblically-forbidden love of my vehicle that I decided that I must wash my car. The recent week has been typical of March in Minnesota: 40 one day, below freezing and snowing the next, 50 the day after that. People think that I have been out off-roading, judging by the massive splotches of mud strewn up the sides and over the roof of my car. And it got that way while parked.

Normally, I would have taken my car to the place where it’s dragged down a conveyor belt through a series of big, sudsy, revolving brushes, then hand-wiped dry by a pair of Mexicans until the vehicle glows from an inner light.

But that place is across town, and I didn’t want to drive that far. Instead, I went to the nearby stop-&-rob, where they have an automated contraption that, for the same price as the other, basically gives your car a swirly. It does an ok job, but not so good that I will wail and gnash my teeth and rent my clothing as soon as some soccer mom’s minifan throws a spray of dirty water upon my fender.

So anyway, I pull up to the automated box thing outside the car wash door and I try to feed it a fiver. It doesn’t take it. I smooth out the bill, try it again. Nada. For a moment, I think about going somewhere else, but by now I’m realizing that I really never should have left the house at all, and I just want to get this done and go home.

I drive around to the stop-&-rob entrance, &, coughing, snuffling, unshaven, garbed in sweats, shuffle inside. I ask for a car wash, and–what the hell–upgrade to a premium for a buck more. As I’m paying the kid behind the counter, I mention that the dollar-feeder thing on the box outside isn’t working. He mutters something about it being disconnected because they have to charge tax on the wash or something.

I don’t know what made me say what I said next. Perhaps it was general crankyness from being sick; perhaps it was rebellion against the socio-economic system that dictated that they couldn’t just round down the price of the car wash a stinkin’ 42 cents so patrons could use the dollar bill feeder.

I said, “I was just hoping not to have to come in, ’cause the doctors say I’m still contagious.” [koff, koff, into the back of my hand]

The kid pauses from filing the money away in the till. “With what?” he asks warily.

“They’re not sure. They’ve pretty much ruled out yersinia pestis, because the growths in my arpits are a different color, and it’s been a week and I’m still alive. [koff, koff] But they think it might be a related strain.”

The cash machine chitters as it prints out the car wash ticket.

“You’re kidding, right?”

I peer at the kid over my glasses so he gets the full effect of my red-rimmed eyes and give him my best “I’ve been working on the railroad all the live-long day” look. “I feel to crappy to be funny.” [koff, koff]

The kid doesn’t hand me the ticket, he pushes it across the counter at me.

“Have a nice day,” he says, a bit meekly.

“I’ll try,” I say, as I take the ticket and turn to go. “But I’m really not looking forward to the kidney transplants.”

*which, coincidentally, is equal in rank to “Clean that up!” on the list of useless things to say to a cat.

Updates

Filed under: Machines of Loving Grace — Oliver March 11, 2005 @ 5:10 pm

Just a note to say that I added a vintage typewriter ephemera section to Machines of Loving Grace. Lots of old typewriter-related postcards and print ads.

Ahoy, dude!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 10, 2005 @ 8:34 am

I saw some information this morning which made me want to claw my eyes out:

After traveling to Hell and back in “Constantine,” Keanu Reeves is ready for his next journey.

The 40-year-old actor is in negotiations to star in the long-gestating adventure film “The 8th Voyage of Sinbad,” according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The project centers on the notorious rogue and thief Sinbad, who, with his loyal crew, are marooned off the coast of China in the 8th Century. The comrades begin a perilous quest for the Lamp of Aladdin and get mixed up with an empress, fight fantastical monsters and take on a Chinese general.

“Fast and the Furious” director Rob Cohen is in talks to helm the Columbia Pictures project.

Cohen’s other directing credits include “XXX,” “The Skulls,” and the upcoming “XXX” sequel and “Stealth.” He will be honored on Friday, March 17 as the ShoWest 2005 Director of the Year.

There are so many things wrong about this story, not the least of which is Rob Cohen being Best Director of Anything. Keanu as Sinbad? They’re kidding, right? By coincidence, I’ve been watching the DVD re-releases of Ray Harryhousen’s films, including Golden Voyage of Sinbad, Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger and 7th Voyage of Sinbad. Keanu is no Sinbad. Sinbad is someone who should strike fear into the hearts of pirates, who should make ladies swoon and mythical beasts cower in his presence. Most of the time, Keanu just looks confused about his next line.

You know–you just know–that the producers of this film had a meeting, and in this meeting they said, “We must have Keanu Reeves for this role! No one else will do! Only Keanu can bring to the screen the rugged sophistication and rogue panache that is Sinbad!” And you know that at least half of the people in the room had to have agreed.

Granted, Sinbad movies have always been high on the camp factor, driven more by special effects than acting prowess. But casting Keanu as Sinbad is an insult to camp. If I were casting a modern Sinbad film, I’d choose The Rock, or Colin Farrell, or even Johnny Depp (he do look good in the sea cap’n garb, don’t he?). The key thing is that each of those actors would bring a sense of fun to the role. Keanu is going to try way too hard and it’s going to be an embarrassment to watch.

Nuage: Teresa Wright, 1918-2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oliver March 9, 2005 @ 11:57 am

Teresa Wright died on Sunday. She was 86. Despite never becoming the household name that other actresses such as Veronica Lake, Katherine Hepburn, Lillian Gish or Claudette Colbert became, Ms Wright was a Hollywood legend. She remains the only actor to be nominated for Best Actor Oscars for her first three films: The Little Foxes, The Pride of the Yankees and Mrs Miniver (for which she won). She is perhaps best known for her roles as a hometown girl who reluctantly falls in love with a married WWII veteran in best-picture-winner The Best Years of Our Lives, and as the psychologically-ensnared niece of serial killer Joseph Cotten in Hitchcock’s Shadow of a Doubt. Shunning the growing commercialism of Hollywood, she turned town the role of Joan of Arc (it went to Ingrid Bergman) and disappeared into a quiet retirement. Her last role was as Matt Damon’s landlady Miss Birdie in 1997’s The Rainmaker.

Ms Wright to me captured an innocence and strength that made her stand out beyond even Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn. Her best roles were when she was playing The Girl Next Door, because she was the girl next door. However, she was never played as dippy, or flighty, or dependent, as most Girl Next Door roles dictate. She was the girl you wished really did live next door. Whenever I watch The Best Years of Our Lives I find myself shouting at Dana Andrew’s hesitant, henpecked character, “KISS HER, YOU FOOL!” Ms Wright brought humanity to the screen, a quality that remained just a fingerbrush away from her soft-lensed glamour counterparts.

A treasured possession of mine is the signed photo of her that sits on my shelf of Special Things. It’s probably just an autopen signature, not the real thing. But there are some illusions you just don’t shatter.

Not much to say

Filed under: Errata, Machines of Loving Grace — Oliver March 7, 2005 @ 4:52 pm

–After a way-too-expensive weekend in the Cities* I sat down and did some much-needed updates to Machines of Loving Grace. Most of the changes are subtle design improvements. I added a few typewriters I’ve recently aquired, redid the thumbnails, made the font size consistent throughout, re-ordered the machines into chronological order, and placed each page’s entries in a table to make the spacing more consistent. At some point I’d like to replace the old scanned photographs with digital camera pictures. The digicam pics seem much sharper and brighter. But that’s for another weekend.

–McDonald’s has shamrock shakes! I shouldn’t. They’re so unhealthy. I really shouldn’t. I’m trying to lose weight as it is. But…but…but…

–Found a great book called Shadows Over Baker Street. It’s an anthology of stories about Sherlock Holmes confronting Lovecraftian horrors. Neil Gaiman & Barbara Hambly are among the contributors. I can’t wait to read it.

–I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that I hatehatehate driving in Minneapolis.

*I really must have the folks at Uncle Hugo’s/Uncle Edgar’s cut me off after a certain point. Like maybe when the first basket gets full.

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