“Say goodnight, Gracie.”

Filed under: Rants, politics — olivander November 10, 2006 @ 12:18 pm



"Say goodnight, Gracie."

Originally uploaded by olivander.

Yesterday, Republican senators Conrad Burns of Montana and George Allen of Virgina conceded victory to their Democratic opponents, giving control of the two houses of legislature to the Democrats for the first time since…um…Jesus, I think.

While I’m delighted to finally have a return to the system of checks and balances, I do not underestimate the Democrats’ ability to still blow this election. If they thought that the last twelve years of struggling upstream against Republican rule was difficult, now the hard part begins. Now the Democrats are the ones responsible for producing results. No longer can they sit by and fruitlessly complain of Republican shenanigans and thump their chests and rent their garments. Now they have to actually form ideas, and put those ideas into action.

It will still be difficult to get bills past the White House, and they shouldnt forget that their hold on the senate is tenuous at best, and that tiebreaker votes still come from the President of the Senate, Dick “Fuck You” Cheney. There will be fewer obstacles to them than before, but the obstacles remaining are formidable ones.

This is not the time for the Democrats to glide into their new positions riding on the wave of euphoria that came with their election victories. That’s what happened after the last election (remember, “I’ve earned political capitol, and I intend to spend it”?). The White House and the legislature steamrolled forward under the delusion that a marginal victory had made them invincible. Their hastily-passed plans stumbled, and they found themselves the political victims of their own bumbling. Almost from the day after the elections, the Republicans were in a constant downward spiral.

I hope that the Democrats can keep their heads. And I hope that they manage to pull a miracle out of their collective butt and get organized and develop a voice for themselves. I’m not terribly optimistic that they can hold themselves together (the very nature of the Democratic ideal makes them a particularly uncohesive lot), but right now, they’re the best hope I’ve got.

It’s worth noting that later this month, a movie about Bobby Kennedy is coming out. I hope that all of the Democrats–particularly the newly-elected ones–go to see it, and I hope that they are reminded of what it used to mean to be a Democrat. Bobby was the last one to represent the Democratic ideal of someone who watches out for the little guy, who attempts to bring fairness and equity to the social order. It was he who crafted the Civil Rights Act, and he who actually went out into the field to evaluate whether or not the “war on poverty” was working.

He cared, and it got him killed. I wonder if today’s Democrats care as much.

Have you?

Filed under: politics — olivander November 7, 2006 @ 3:27 pm



Have you?

Originally uploaded by olivander.

It’s time to make a mid-course election correction.

Even if you’re disgusted by the candidates of both major parties, go to the polls and vote for the Greens, the independents, the Commies, the Whigs, whoever. Let’s push this two-party system over a cliff and show our support for the other guys!

Mission accomplished!

Filed under: Musings, Newsworthy, politics — olivander October 14, 2006 @ 9:12 pm

According to today’s Minneapolis Star Tribune, in the five months since Iraq elected its prime minister, the parliament has formed over 400 committees; only one has produced findings.

So we have succeeded in introducing American-style democracy to Iraq!

One good, one bad and ugly.

Filed under: Errata — olivander October 1, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

We’ll start with the bad and ugly. Do not waste your time and money with The Black Dahlia! While the earlier film adaptaiton of a James Ellroy novel, L.A. Confidential, was excellent, this adaptation is a complete mess. Written by Josh Friedman–responsible for the “coulda been worse” War of the Worlds and the Keanu Reeves dreckfest Chain Reaction–and directed by Brian De Palma–who used to be good–Black Dahlia is a complete mess. I have not read Ellroy’s novel upon which the film was based, so I don’t know if he is to blame for the unnecessarily convoluted storyline, the meandering subplots, laughable characters, and criminal slander against titular murder victim Elizabeth Short. The gratuitiously gimmicky camera work and over-the-top buckets of blood, however, are all De Palma’s.

The Black Dahlia herself has very little to do with the movie, other than having her name stolen for the title. Yes, the historical event of her murder is in the film, but the body is shown only briefly and then she is forgotten, with the exception of several excerpts from a totally fictionalized lesbian porn film. The actual person of Elizabeth Short is made out to be a bisexual prostitute–for which zero evidence exists–and whatever family she has left should sue the studio for defamation of character.

The murder is nothing more than a plot device. The real story involves a complicated love triangle between two cops and their girl. For their part, Josh Hartnett, Aaron Eckhart, and Scarlett Johansson are all pretty good. The costumes and set design are perfect. The rest of the movie is bad, bad, bad. We won’t even speak of Hillary Swank.

Once upon a time, Brian De Palma gave us classics such as Scarface, Wise Guys, and The Untouchables. Then he was apparently abducted by the same aliens who abducted John Hughes and had his brains scrambled and sucked out his nose through a crazy-straw, after which he made Snake Eyes and Mission to Mars.

Everyone associated with this movie should be forced to spend the rest of their careers working on nothing but “Mary Kate and Ashley” videos. Maybe that would be a good thing, because then the Olson twins would be bank-robbing lesbians who shoot heroin and take their clothes off for no reason.

*****

Possibly the most unnoticed and underappreciated film that’s out right now is The Illusionist. In the era of movies which sacrifice story for special effects, here is the rare case of a movie which is all story and merely supported by special effects. Edward Norton–reminding us as he did in American History X that goatees can look good–plays Eisenheim, a magician in 19th-century Vienna whose love for childhood friend–who happens to be a Duchess–causes him much political grief with the Crown Prince, who the Duchess is engaged to. To say more would be to give away too much, for this is one of those movies which reveals its plot a little at a time, never frustrating you with vagueness and never leaving you sure whether you know what’s going to happen. To be sure, much of the film is complete fantasy, but it is done in such a way which allows a comfortable suspension of disbelief. Norton is charming and mysterious, Jessica Beil is finally in her element as more than just a pretty face, Rufus Sewell is perfectly dastardly, and Paul Giamatti is completely convincing as the everyman Chief Inspector who is caught between just trying to do his job and being manipulated by a higher authority.

The cinematography is beautiful and dreamy, and the story is charming and original. It would really be a shame to let this one disappear on you.

For Nico, wherever he may be

Filed under: Nuages — olivander September 28, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

So, I prayed
But you weren’t listening.
Making miracles?
So, I begged
But you were far away.
Saving souls perhaps?
So, I screamed
But she was very small
And you have worlds to mend
So, she died
And you were glorious
But you were somewhere else
If you are my shepherd
Then I’m lost and no-one can find me
If you are my saviour
Then I’m dead and no-one can help me
If you are my glory
Then I’m sick and no-one can cure me
If you light my darkness
Then I’m blind and no-one can see me
If you are my father
Then love lies abandoned and bleeding
If you are my comfort
Then nightmares are real and deceiving
If you are my answer
Then I must have asked the wrong question
I’d spit on your heaven
If I could find one to believe in

Gary Numan, A Prayer for the Unborn

[insert obligatory "hard drive"/"floppy"/"RAM" joke here]

Filed under: Newsworthy — olivander September 27, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

Perhaps inspired by a certain other company that has become known for
its case design, Intel is offering a $1 million prize for the
“sexiest” PC case design
.

May I suggest that they just hire casemod master Katsuya Matsumura?

.

Crusade

Filed under: Nuages, Rants — olivander September 11, 2006 @ 2:37 pm


Crusade
Originally uploaded by olivander.

In the span of a few hours, 2,973 people–of many nationalities–died in the terror attacks of Sept 11, 2001. In this week of memorials and tributes and renewed debate, let’s not forget that long after the towers fell, the dying continues.

Total US servicemen and -women who have died in Afghanistan since the October, 2001, US invasion: 302

Total US servicemen and -women who have died in Iraq since the March, 2003, US invasion: 2,670

Minimum estimated civilians who have died in Afghanistan since the October, 2001, US invasion: 3,485 (since civilian deaths are not officially tracked, this number may be much higher)

Minimum estimated civilians who have died in Iraq since the March, 2003, US invasion: 41,650 (since civilian deaths are not officially tracked, this number may be as high as 280,000)

Insomniac’s Hideaway

Filed under: Insomnia — olivander September 5, 2006 @ 3:42 pm


Insomniac’s Hideaway
Originally uploaded by olivander.
Where do you go when it’s 3:30am and you can’t sleep? Denny’s!

So long, Mickey

Filed under: Nuages — olivander July 18, 2006 @ 3:05 pm


Kiss Me Deadly
Originally uploaded by olivander.

Detective novelist Spillane dies

Stormprise

Filed under: Musings, Stolen moments — olivander July 14, 2006 @ 11:54 am


Stormprise
Originally uploaded by olivander.

(storm-prize) tr. v.: stepping outside in the morning to unexpectedly discover that it rained during the night, and you completely missed it.

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