A Fox No.5 found, or, Hey, Jude
Good news! I finally found a Fox upstrike!
Bad news. It’s being sold by a keychopper, and he’s already pulled off its keys.
Good news! The keychopper will throw in the whole typewriter for the cost of the keys!
Bad news. The typewriter is a disaster.
Worse news. There’s a wasps’ nest inside it.
Could-be-worse news. The wasps are all dead.
Who was the patron saint of hopeless causes again?