Typewriter: 1946 Smith-Corona Silent

I beg forgiveness for writing in rhyming couplets. I didn’t want to. Honest.

Typewriter: 1946 Smith-Corona Silent

And by “best”, I mean “worst”.

Lifted from LP Cover Lover. Be sure to visit the link and read the comments.

“Let me just say categorically I’m proud of the people that come to our rallies.”
–John McCain

Underwood Noiseless Portable

Number of times said

Ahmadinejad…7
Al Qaeda…5
Bush…10
Cheney…6
Exxon 5
Hamas…3
Hezbollah…3
Jong-Il…2
Bin Laden…2
Maliki…2
McClellan…2
Reagan…3
Talabani…1
Todd…2

Afghanistan…30
Alaska…13
Iran…12
Iraq…26
Israel…15
Korea…1
Pakistan…10
Scranton…2
Wall Street…12
Main Street…4
Washington…13
Wasilla…1

bipartisanship…1
partisanship…5
Democrats…4
Republicans…5
agree…12
disagree…5
did…30
didn’t…15
support…31
together…11
understand…13
wrong…6
fact…22
truth…1

crisis…7
dangerous…11
extinction…1
evil…1
extremists…1
Holocaust…1
reckless…2
security…6
terror/ism/ists…8
weapons…13
safe…4

diplomacy…6
war…30
peace…2
strategy…8
success…2
failure…4
victory…2
surrender…1
military…8
troops…21
surge…12
withdrawal…3

executive…7
experience…5

democracy…4
freedom…3
patriotic…3
unpatriotic…2

darn…2
doggone…1
heck…2
jerk…1
hockey…1
soccer…1

climate…11
energy…36
environment…1
coal…12
clean…16
nuclear…25
technology…6
oil…14
gas…6
drill…7
independence…6

economy…18
bailout 3
jobs…15
tax/taxes…75
spending…7
cut…10
deregulate/deregulation…10
regulations…5
companies…5
homeowners…1
savings…2
wealth…1
bankruptcy…4

reform…12
maverick/s…15

education…12
infrastructure…4

can…55
can’t…11
help…12
opportunity…4
promise…4
plan…32

how…35
if…44

change…34
important…11
fundamental…10
need…41

intelligence…1
wisdom…3

turpitude…1

Typed on an Erika No.5

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