Discussing a nearby elk farm
Her: “I’m from Montana, and I’ve never seen elk in the wild.”
Him: “I’ve been bear hunting, and I’ve never seen a bear in the wild.”

I’m thinking, if you’ve never even seen a bear in the wild, then maybe bear hunting isn’t for you. Maybe he should start with, say, bearspotting and work his way up.

This story from my friend Kristine is too good not to share. As Bill Cosby would say: those of you with children, you’ll understand. The rest of you, think of it as cheap birth control.